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Somebody has spent time working out how long players stay at clubs ... and on average, each United player spends 3.45 years at MUFC, which is above the league average of 2.41 years. We have the best average in the league (next best is Bournemouth - 3.22 years) Watford have the worst average (1.36 years)

Unfortunately we don't get three points for this so it really is meaningless