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“I was playing football in Indonesia for a few days with some former Man United team-mates. It’s always nice to catch up with the lads, but the things you miss when you’re away… Bloody hell, Ronaldo (above) looks well. He must be getting his body ready for the beach. Not for me that style of celebration. You don’t want to see my Salford tan. As for Yaya Toure sulking because Manchester City didn’t mark his birthday with sufficient respect, it was comical. Quite embarrassing, really. I can’t remember Man United players acting like this. We still came back for pre-season. Poor Yaya, maybe the big lad just needs a cuddle.”
“I was playing football in Indonesia for a few days with some former Man United team-mates. It’s always nice to catch up with the lads, but the things you miss when you’re away… Bloody hell, Ronaldo (above) looks well. He must be getting his body ready for the beach. Not for me that style of celebration. You don’t want to see my Salford tan. As for Yaya Toure sulking because Manchester City didn’t mark his birthday with sufficient respect, it was comical. Quite embarrassing, really. I can’t remember Man United players acting like this. We still came back for pre-season. Poor Yaya, maybe the big lad just needs a cuddle.”